Good Idea: toddler open mics
July 30, 2015 § Leave a comment
Previously, my kiddo went through a phase where he told kid-style jokes which he mostly learned from a library book about Fozzie Bear (whence he also learned to punctuate his jokes by saying “wokka wokka”) and popsicle sticks.
Currently, he has moved into a phase in which he makes up his own jokes. For instance THIS.
So here is my idea: an open mic night for toddlers! (and their parents!)
I imagine it would happen on, say, a Sunday around 5PM – early enough for the kids (aka “the talent”) not to be melting down because its too close to bed time, but still late enough for the adults to enjoy a cocktail in a socially-acceptable way. The venue could be pretty much anywhere, though it would be imperative that adults be allowed to bring in kid snacks.
The kids could go up and tell jokes and stories and do impressions. I feel like it would be all kinds of good practice for them in terms of public speaking, being a good audience member, empathy, delayed gratification . . . And while non-parents would think it was a horror show (and they wouldn’t be wrong), parents would find it totally entertaining (and maybe a good way to make other parent-friends?).
This would NOT ever be an opportunity for scouts to come find child stars of the future. It would be purely for the entertainment and gratification of kids and their parents. And while I’m sure much of the time it would be a mess, I’m also sure that it would yield Andy Kaufman-worthy moments of avant garde comedy GENIUS!
What’s your best kid joke? Post it in the comments!